man, waking up in the morning coughing so hard you wind up puking really sucks
MULTIPLE people I am following are asking what these are, why we call them holy when only one has a hole. If they are made by the same company, and what is with us praising these.
I weep for you people, from other countries. WEEP.
Aussies may have Tim Tams.
EU may have Kinder and All sorts of fantastic biscuits.
USA? Has GIRL SCOUT COOKIES.
Not only are these things SINFULLY good, they are only sold for a bit over 1 month of the year, depending on region, that month of the year changes.
That middle one is Chocolate, Caramel Coconut. The left one is Peanut Butter, chocolate and sex on a stick aka crumbly cookie/biscuit.
You can eat em straight from the box, but pros? Pros eat these bad boys frozen.
And thin mints, man. that right one? THIN MINTS. You may have heard of these. Chocolate biscuit infused with mint essence coated in dark chocolate.
Those thin mints.
The Thin Mints for which every grown ass American on a Medical Diet cries for when they see a girlscout.
The Thin Mints with 1000 copycats, and not a one of them successful.
Girl Scouts, regularly boycotted by Fundies and Anti-choice nutters, not only taste amazing, but you get the joy of giving money to a good cause, while subtly flipping the bird at overly wound up fundie groups.
It’s like donating to Planned Parenthood and getting a box of double dark chocolate with fudge filling tim-tams especially made for them.
The reason we eat them frozen is that we buy as many boxes of thin mints as we possibly can during that short sale period, and then store them for the dark months, like proud American squirrels.
PROUD AMERICAN SQUIRRELS.
AMERICAN SQUIRRELS REPRESENT
This is the greatest explanation of Girl Scout cookies I’ve ever seen
What’s the difference between these and Girl Guide cookies?
Having Ehlers Danlos Syndrome sometimes feels about the equivalent of being composed of jello and wet spaghetti. Nothing stays where its supposed to. Literally every single cells in the body is floppy, so fingers are definitely an issue for many of us. I can almost guarantee that for the majority of us, writing is not only slow and painful but nearly impossible at times. FIne motor skills? What even are those? An EDSer surely doesn’t have any of those. Even typing which is far easier than writing, is painful and daunting at times. But last year I joint the poppulation of shiny zebras by getting fitted for a set of Silver Rings Splints and they are beyond magical.
For those of you who have not heard of Silver Ring Splint, they are a company that custom makes finger splint that look like elegant pieces of jewelry. Don’t believe me? Well I can’t even tell you how many compliments I’ve received for them. Nobody even suspects that they might possibly be medical. But more importantly, they work amazing! I still ave hand pain and finger dislocations when performing fine motor skills and writing is definitely not something I look forward to but I have saved myself thousands of painful dislocations, I can open doors easier, type faster, write longer and hold objects in my hands without looking like an alien from a sic-fi movie. With the rings on my fingers actually look like fingers rather than tentacles!
The company is also family owned and the people are so sweet and helpful!
If you are having trouble with hand pain, clumsiness and dislocatiosn please check out this amazing company!
I’ve got a friend who’s got EDS, and I’ve been trying to get the scratch to buy her a 3D printer so she can custom-make splints for her joints. It’s a pretty fucked-up disorder, yeah.
Elbaite Tourmaline Slices in Matrix
Elabaite Tourmaline Slices in Matrix In The Matrix
Elabaite Tourmaline Slices in Matrix In The Matrix Printed On A Dot Matrix
Three-by-Three Matrix of Elabaite Tourmaline Slices in Matrix In The Matrix Printed On A Dot Matrix
And yet no-one has posted a Toyota Matrix.
if i were cute/skinny/small enough to pull it off i’d wear nothing but military Lolita fashion always
Urgh. My car battery’s completely dead, and I don’t have the money right now to replace it, and no other way to make it home for the holidays. This is balls.
I love giving advice to young, aspiring voice actors!
wow this is so rude?
It’s amazing to me that she has any fans left. Like this is not just rude it’s just showing how ungrateful she is to people. Also like if this annoys you so much why not just ignore it? And if you’re going to reply some rude ass reply then why fucking screenshot it and out it on your blog? Brag about being an asshole? Like her image of being “cool” is like what bratty middle schoolers graders think is too lol. Sooooo cooollll
AND…the reason he was able to send me a direct message on Twitter is because I FOLLOW HIM. Mean to my fans? Never. (Unless they make their living telemarketing.)
What if they just make their living recording voice clips for automated telemarketing lines?